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phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist, via usuallycrying)

what your sign tells about your blog.

tentacoolaid:

aries - trash

taurus - trash

gemini - trash

cancer - trash

leo - trash

virgo - trash

libra - trash

scorpio - trash

sagittarius - trash

capricorn - trash

aquarius - trash

pisces - trash

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havok-and-turner:

Alright so I saw a post on here and it was this song but sped to walking speed…except Alex sounded like a chipmunk. So I took it upon myself to do the same thing, except keep the original pitch. I love it.

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michaxl:

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

(Source: michaxl, via pizza)

student:hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government:sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government:nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government:no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

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toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

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